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Overheard at The Bar (Part III)

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Overheard at The Bar (Part III)

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More random conversation snippets I've recently overheard while tending bar:

Dude #1: Who's in your Final Four?
Dude #2: Rachel McAdams, Tyra Banks, Ali Larter, and Elizabeth Hurley.
Dude #1: That's not what I was talking about.
Dude #2: I know, but just imagine the spread on the title game.

Chick #1: I just can't believe Spitzer paid that girl four thousand dollars for one night. I'm totally in the wrong line of work.
Chick #2: I don't know... you probably wouldn't get to choose who you have sex with. Spitzer's an ugly motherfucker.
Chick #1: I don't choose what ad accounts I work on, either! And I hate some of those assholes.
Chick #2: Yeah, but the guy kept his socks on. That's so weird.
Chick #1: Honey, for four grand a night, he can dress up as Kermit and call me Piggy.

Suit #1: Man, I've never been so glad I got out of Bear Stearns stock.
Suit #2: Seriously - J.P. Morgan got a hell of a bargain there.
Suit #1: I think the Yankees paid more for A-Rod!
Suit #2: Yeah, and Bear Stearns and A-Rod have won the same number of World Series.

Dude: Can I buy you a drink?
Chick: No hablo inglés.
Dude: ¿Bien, puedo comprarte una bebida?
Chick: Ich spreche nicht Spanischen.

Suit: Hey, honey, what time do you get off?
Cindy the Barmaid: About a half hour after I stop thinking about you.

Thanks very much to Barmaid Blog reader Carrie for the lovely birthday gift from my Amazon wish list, the new PostSecret collection "A Lifetime of Secrets." It did indeed put a smile on my face - many smiles, in fact.

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