You Have the Right to Remain Silent
Barmaid Blog reader Eric sent me this e-mail a short while ago:
Are you okay? I was only a little bit worried like everyone else when you didn't post for a while, but then The Smoking Gun released their most recent collection of interesting mug shots today, and this one made my chin drop:
I know you're not the only attractive, twenty-something brunette ever to attend the University of New Hampshire and be a fan of their hockey program, but seriously, what are the odds? Anyway, I hope the story about you having no time to blog because you're supporting Jenny wasn't just a smoke-screen for a three-to-five stretch on Riker's.
Thank you, Eric - that e-mail and that photo were good for my first laugh-out-loud moment of the new year! I can see why you would be concerned, but honest to God, it's not me. I'm still at large.